Anyway,
So glad you don't have to hear me cry
About Mittens

Just have a minute between classes,
And I have heard Gangam Style
Five times so far

One of my favorite 
Ideas lately
Is ease

Hope your day is going great
I'm not complaining
Why would I complain

I guess I could hand it to you sometime if I see you
Like being my own
Pony Expresso

Now to read all about raspberries

I am sure there is a lot 

To know

Gosh I am so senile

But then again

It is Friday!

I still have 4 more days
To come to terms with your departure. 
I better clear my schedule.

OMG I just said potty

To two smart, educated adult women

And I’m not taking it back

I know you will figure it out

And you look so jaunty

In that thinking cap!

Wait to see you?

No, I can’t, but I must, so I will

This message might be brought to you by Modal Verbs.

La la la

I am eating channa masala which lacks ginger

Poor me

Happy Monday,
Yikes it's off like a herd
Of wild horses

I hope you are good
What should I have for breakfast?
I'm thinking Nutella

I don't know how to end this email well
Just like I didn't know how to end our relationship well
But I am grateful to have known you.

We will see each other, I just know it,
Possibly randomly
At a trader joe's or something

Paper, what paper,
But yes I am getting a lot done
Honest

Very awesome is how,
And if not we can work something else out:
A different awesomeness.

Dear Universe,
Make that two pizzas please,
Hold the anchovies,

This or something better
Now manifests for the greatest good of all concerned,
And also, yay pizza!

Not that I have anything against doors,
In fact, without them we could not be outdoors,
Or at least we would not know when we were,

I miss you,
And you know I'm not the missing type, usually,
But there it is.

Yes my darling, please bring the eggplant
And some breadcrumbs if you please
If you can spare suchlike.

Criminy Crud, time to get that mutha finished,
And by "that" I mean the most important part of that,
Which happens to be on fire but not in any important way,

Who loves you?
Among others
That would be me.

Hope I get to see you tonight, dang it,
But if you're busy or otherwise anything,
I can wait forever for you - I already have.

I am just trying to be the best person I can be,
I think I owe that to the world,
And it's a fun never-ending project,

cinnamon, brewers yeast, margarine, lavender sugar.
could I borrow even half a cup of
you

Mmm Jameson
Movies that are rated R because of being scary are too scary for me
bla bla beach bla bla but anyway, cmon

Be good said the kitty cat
Meo meo meo
Be good

Rock rock rockin
And I have a strong suspicion
That the world is a beautiful place to live today

Don't laugh,
It's happened before,
In fact it happens every day,

Hearts,
It's a beautiful day here
Just gorgeous,

On to the tire store and a super-productive morning,
Fueled by juice and love
And oh yeah vitamins

There are many perfect moments
And perfect sequences of moments
And that one just seems sticky.

I feel a little maternal, that's weird,
But you know love is love is love is love
And you are, after all, you

Never a prudent mariner
But I try to make my own luck
And accept that which I do not make

oh my fucking god
i am overwhelmed with my love for you
in a lowercase kind of way

hope that there coffee
is getting the java job done
this is not a haiku

I'm a vegan at heart
But when I think of your delicious brain
I understand zombies

Here's to life,
And the illusion of money,
And did I mention, life?

I'm the best, did you know,
And these little birds talking about spring,
they're better than me

Let's get this party started,
I'm all over that,
Who am I trying to kid

Imagine infinity
And try to situate your life somewhere in it
Good job

I always liked speed -
Is that a bad thing to say?
My heart can't take it, is all.

Paella with pumpkin and peas, something salady,
Brenda's cognac pears and ice cream,
Love.

Patience, it's the word of the day,
And the work of the day too,
Better go punch the clock.

Give a shout when you're round about,
and if I'm not underwater
I'll answer like I otter.

A cup of coffee,
Good for the brain and the heart,
And for bending time.

Back to unpacking,
Or wandering aimlessly,
Which seems to be more my speciality.

Great, now I'm hungry,
For sausages or at least pretzels
Oompah, pass the bier and take me to your Liederkranz

Revolution, hear hear,
Germination helped by the compost of last year is also good,
Regardless, there should be fireworks.

I am at the ranch,
But maybe you know that already,
Maybe Hugo the cat has sent you an email, I don't know

Anyways, I've still got hours of scraping to do,
So here I go,
Sweep wash dust: karma comes to visit.

Hope things are going well in your life,
Translation: hope things are going really well in your life,
And goodness is coming your way in abundance

Hope your days are as miraculous as mine or more,
Remind me to tell you about my solstice miracle,
I feel reborn like the sun.

Wow, it's almost dark,
I better put the chickens in
And there's that salad to make

Thank you for listening to the story of my life,
Don't you think it should be turned into a novel?
No, neither do I

Can't wait to start taking over the world,
Though first I gotta catch a bus,
That's what my life is like,

Poor worms,
They are history, probably
Poor, poor worms

Meow, time time time,
What the hell,
Right?

Okie dokes,
Wow time sure flies,
Doesn't it?

Dude, I just have so much to do, and not even a clue where to start,
But I didn't want to ignore you forever,
And did I mention my new blog?

Brr is all I'm sayin'
And also I am sayin'
Crank up that heater willya,

It's been over 20 years,
And here I'm saying let's go another month,
Good thing it's only time

I won't stay long,
Technically it's still finals week,
But some things are just beyond time.

I have a new blog,
I wonder what its life is going to be like,
Assuming it's not dead yet.

It's a windy warm day,
Three balloons have blown by my window,
And that usually never happens

Anyways, what a breeze,
Might be the winds of change,
Or else just a pressure gradient

Watching the wind whip
The tree outside my window,
Goodbye, little leaves

Thinking of just getting a crock pot for the office for winter,
But then the books would smell like soup,
Not that that's a bad thing

Happy packing and safe travels,
As for me I'll be wringing out my brain,
Which I have found is easier if you wiggle your fingers a little

Talk to you 'round noontime,
Sorry if the office is all messy,
I left in a hurry and meant to come back

Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Except where otherwise noted,
Life is but a dream

Holla!
Is that old slang too?
Maybe I mean it ironically!

You're still one of my favorite people,
even if you never talk to me again,
but it would really cool if you did at some point

K, gotta go,
Coz it turns out school is a lot of work,
Who knew,

Thanks for being born,
I think I've said it before,
But I sure think you're swell,

The trip was good and quick,
And now I am back,
And grading quizzes is the order of the day.

Waaah,
I feel terrible about it,
on so many levels,

Whatever you do
Stay away from rabbit bites
It's just not worth the risk

Oops, better get back to work,
Though I would rather stay in bed on this foggy morning,
Or time travel a week or so into the future where I hope it will also be foggy,

OK,
Well, think about it,
And I'll think about taking a shower,

OK, it's almost finals week,
Which means I should be writing papers and not emails,
I am such a rebel,

I cain't hardly wait, but I must wait, though when the waiting's done it will seem like just an illusion of waiting,
Don't you feel the same way sometimes,
And doesn't that fat full moon up in the sky right now really insist on being mentioned,

I'm overwrought with finals and shit,
But that won't be forever,
I'm not sure anything is, anyway,

Not sure I will make it down to breakfast tonight, but it sure would be nice to get henna'd,
Maybe before my big road trip and to celebrate the end of the term,
Hmm, now you got me all perchosed,

I know, I'm making it too hard to resist,
What with all the bizarre parameters,
Regardless, who's in?

For now, the future I'm heading back to has to do with critical discourse analysis,
And my practice is all about the discipline of pretending it's real,
Which it totally is, see how good I am at it already?

I think the text on my last email got all small for some reason,
Which I do find very irritating,
Sorry about that,